Definition of get what you pay for

Now look.... I understand that the title makes it seems like this is a terrible club, but its actually not so bad vs. the price that you pay. When you walk in the club there is typically a bouncer there taking money. I believe the cover is just $3. Every other time it has been $3 so I believe its just a flat rate. The club is pretty standard of a dive bar. Theres one dance floor with a pole and on bar, maybe 6 or 7 seats. There is no liquor at this bar, however if you are a beer drinker, you can get bottles of beer here for pretty cheap (for a strip club). Probably for $4-$5 a bottle. They also have bootleggers, but I believe those are more so for the strippers. When I went on a Tuesday night, the rotation is pretty small. I would say there is a total of 4-5 strippers, each dancing to 2 songs. The strippers are okay. They work pretty hard, but they are average. There is one girl who works there thats pretty hot. Shes skinny with fake tits, but man does she have some emotional baggage. She probably sat with me and gave me her life story and her failed relationship and addiction to drugs, and all that jazz. As for the others, they are your run of the mill country strippers.... a pooch from having a baby or drinking too much, all dancing to "American Woman" or "Pour some sugar on me". Every now then they will dance to "Country Grammar" if there is a mixed crowd in there playing pool. As far as VIP, its just a curtain. no while there isn't security there hanging out, the club is small enough and there are so few of girls, the bouncer will walk by there every now and then. So extras really wouldn't be possible. A couple of buddies once asked the girl to come over afterward to strip for a bachelor party, but they never showed. If you are looking for a bar that has naked girls, and pool, then this is your place.