I pretty much went to the closest strip club next to my house. I looked up some reviews online and it didn't look too bad but I didn't know what I was going to expect. I got there around 10 pm and paid the cover charge. Found a place to sit down and one of the girls came to start talking to me. It was sort of awkward. I watched the dancers for a bit. They were fully nude for about half the song, but I didn't get a boner or anything. Eventually I agreed for a girl to give me the private lap dance. Maybe I was just nervous but I didn't really enjoy it and I wasn't allowed to touch. Probably won't go there again.
