ACTUALLY, I WAS PRETTY SHOCKED

The last time I went to lace was at least 10 years ago, I'm not in that area all that often. I remember it being a classy joint with hot desirable attractive girls. I went this past Thursday and saw a lot of cars in the lot - I like that cuz it looks like a quality place where there won't be any trouble. The place is nice inside, set up nicely and the announcer was pretty funny too. Sets the stage (pun intended) for a fun evening.

But I come for the eroticism too. If I don't go home with wet underwear, it wasn't a totally successful night. And I will only pay for a dance with a girl that's skinny, cute, young and a natural b or c cup. That's the type that gets my sex juices flowing, the type I wack off to online and the type I fantasize (sometimes successfully) about fucking long and hard.

SO I was totally shocked to find huge girls all over the place, some were real card-carrying members of the whale club. The girls were appropriately aggressive, but I couldn't even glance at them after seeing their big asses. The only cute one I saw (don't ask her name, I'm bad with names) was being monopolized by the dude to my right and she didn't even look my way.

What happened? Is it this club or many others? What happened to cute, skinny soft and silky chicks? I hope it's this place only, cuz I am reviving my lap-dance career after a 10 year(or so) hiatus. Let me cum back with pleasure please!