A voyage of self discovery

I've read the reviews and now I can say I have experienced it for myself. I can see what the appeal is, this place offers cheap, easy sex with the rejects from the rest of Detroits strip clubs. But every time I have a failed misadventure at some new dive, I at least try to look for something positive. On this day, I learned something about myself. Apparently, as cheap as I am, there is such a thing as too cheap.

So on this day, i was on a mission for FS and my budget was set based on what I expected feom other reviews. Long story short, things went according to plan except for the part where my dick was supposed to be hard. The details will now be shared for your edification and entertainment.

First arrival. Parked in the dirt parking lot. No valet. So far so good on the cheapo meter. At the door i pay the $5 cover. Walk through a turnstile, which is different, but whatever. Sat down ar a table near the stage and vip area.