Something New

So after a night of heavy drinking in Berlin with the boys that ended around 4AM, I decided to wash away the stink at Artemis with a schvitz and then get dirty again with a lady or 2. Place is huge, and has a decent amount to do. Cost to enter is 80 Euro which is a bit steep but allows you re entry until 4AM. Once your all paid you can go to the gym if you want, shower and change into a bathrobe and a pair of 'spa shoes'. They have lockers which are standard gym locker size as well as a secure locker for wallet, keys and phone. Also included with the 80 Euro fee is unlimited non alcoholic drinks, and access to a buffet which is not to shabby but by no means a 5 star meal. Lastly there are 2 cinemas with porn playing where i felt like 50 percent of the interactions took place instead of in the private rooms which are located on a upper level. Drinks are overpriced here, beer cost 10 euros, had one, then stuck to juice and water.

Now onto the ladies who work at Artemis. I was told there are always at least 80 women working. looked like maybe half that, that also could be due to the fact I went around 1PM on a Thursday. There was a ok mix, mainly eastern European, with a couple of Asians, Germans, and Africans. Most were 7s, with the odd 8 or 9, and nothing below a 6, but no real stunners in my eyes. Now walking around the spa and pool the women are usually almost nude, not dancing or hassling people, just tanning, or talking with each other or johns. Its best to walk up to anyone who takes your fancy and chat or get down business. Atmosphere is very relaxed if you dont wanna pay for a ladies time just relax in the spa, pool or where ever and just ogle some broads.

Now onto the fun parts of this hobby. The rates are 60 Euro for 30 min sessions, and thats just was just for BBBJ or CBJ but no CIM, thats extra, along with everything else. Sex on the public beds that are in the club, another 100, Anal another 100, CIM another 50 and no one does BBFS. To be honest i wanted to show off how bad i am at sex on the public bed, but the 2 ladies who I liked wouldn't do that, they said they only take customers to the private rooms, or if the cinema isnt too crowded they go there. Tried to get better rates but i feel the ladies know that some sucker will always walk in and overpay. After a couple hours of just hanging in the sauna and pool I got a snack, a then set my sights on a slender Polish woman, with a killer set of bolt on tits, whose broken english was a lot better than my broken german. spent 110. Showered, had our fun, paid, Showered again, changed and left, Would be fun if i had a decent bankroll to spend, would recommend if your in Berlin.