I was in Tucson for a...
I was in Tucson for a couple days, so I went to TD's East on a Friday night around 7pm. They were charging an $8 cover, and there was a sign saying "two drink minimum".. not sure if they enforce that or not. The drinks are way overpriced, my usual crown and coke ran 8 bucks. Typically that should be between 5.75-6.75.. so I already started off on the wrong foot there. The club itself is very nice inside. You enter through a short mirrored hallway.. pay your cover.. and then hit the main floor. A small bar is to your immediate left.. at the far end of that is the door to the VIP. There's a long main stage (with no poles which was odd looking) with purple lighting in front of you, surrounded by tables and chairs. Opposite the small bar and on the other side of this stage is another bar running along the back wall. Further to your left is a smaller side stage, also surrounded by tables and chairs. The tables aren't laid out too well, with a confused traffic pattern and difficulty moving around. Waitresses were constantly tripping over me or chairs.. just a matter of trying to cram one or two too many tables in the areas.
The women were all very amazing looking, didn't see one clinker while I was there. The bartenders, however, were even more beautiful.. especially the one working the smaller bar. Wow. Floor dances were running 8 bucks.. and they were pretty typical strip club fare.. got a few of those, nothing out of the ordinary.. although this one blonde was wearing these big star shaped huge earrings that was close to putting one of my eyes out. VIP was charging a $30 cover and had $15 dances. I didn't feel like coughing up that cash because I wasn't getting a good vibe from the place, so I passed. The management/owners/bouncers were a little too visible.. constantly roaming the area giving everyone the fisheye or just trying to look important. It was noticeable and annoying.
So overall, even with the extremely attractive women, the drinks were overpriced and the place just didn't seem comfortable.. hence my mid-range rating.
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