I love $5 Tuesdays at the Landing Strip

In recent years my annual visit to Austin always includes one afternoon each at the Landing Strip and XTC Cabaret, which have replaced the Yellow Rose and Club Expose as my two favorite clubs in town. My favorite time to visit the Landing Strip is Tuesday afternoon, when lap dances cost only $5. My strategy of doing $5 lappers until I find someone VIP-worthy worked like a charm on this visit.

I arrived at 1 p.m. and avoided the $5 cover charge by using a free pass from a previous visit. I sprang for a booth right by the stage for additional privacy. During my two hours at the club I saw only five dancers on stage (three voluptuous Latinas, two of them with fake tits, and two cute blonde white girls, one with fake tits), though more were trickling in between 2:30 and 3.

I started with four lap dances with one dancer, who soon asked me if I was interested in doing a VIP. For thirty minutes in the VIP room with CBJ she wanted a $150 tip beyond the $50 house fee, I countered with $100, and we compromised on $120. So for $170 total I got thirty very pleasant minutes with a beautiful young stripper and a CBJ as well as her phone number for possible future fun.