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I was at this club from about 8 to 11 on Thursday, 6/29. Although they advertise no cover until 7:00, I just walked in at about 8:00. Only about five customers, and a few more dancers. Quite empty--my usual experience is that strip clubs get pretty busy on Thursdays. Long, narrow building, two stages (one big enough to accomdate two dancers at a time) on the main floor, plus an auxilliary stage in a large adjacent room (looked like it could also be used for fairly large private parties with a dancer). Very annoying orange/pink/purple interior lighting scheme, some of which was coordinated with the music. Seating is at tables, at the bar, or at tables in little recessed alcoves off of the main floor. Full bar, and all nude.

Girls were OK--mostly 5s to 8s. They tended to be young, and did not seem to be making much effort concerning their appearance. For a club that obviously prides itself on being "upscale", I had a lot of dancers ask me to buy them drinks. I did see the most perfect ass I had ever viewed in person, so there was at least one 10. Privates are given in small rooms (about the size of a residential bathroom) with beds that take up about 40% of the area of the rooms. The beds sound like good ideas, but actually offer less contact than the customary chair. There is an opening without a door, and a male staff member occasionally walks the hallways outside the rooms where privates are given. On the other hand, given the magic of the American dollar, I would think that interesting things could happen in the private rooms, given an acquiescent dancer and a sufficiently well-bribed monitor. I got bed dances from two girls. The first was nothing spectacular. The second was from a little 4'9, enhanced-D brunette spinner named Raven. She defined the art, and a series of bed dancers from her capped off the evening.

The male staff members wear a bizarre form of modified livery that challenges one not to laugh--white top hats, white slacks, and a long vest with no jacket. A disturbing number of them also have ponytails. For some reason, the overall effect was to remind me of the boys in process of turning into donkeys in Disney's version of "Pinocchio".