Fairly Hot Time in a Really Hot City

Had to be in Houston a few weeks back, so I decided to make my first research visit to the famed Treasures strip club.

As a devotee of such places, my first mission is to perform the standard scouting – environment, pricing, parking, drink menu, and... above all, are the girls there worthy of my time and would I want them sitting on my lap. Naturally, what they do while they’re on said lap is vitally important.

To begin, Treasures in Houston is in a safe, bustling neighborhood. It’s quite dark, nicely air-conditioned, and has safe, secure parking for plenty of cars. Houston is un-godly hot this time of year and the ultra high humidity doesn’t help matter much. So, the ice-cold beer went down quickly... and often.