Nothing happening. No dancers, no PLs

This is a review about nothing, like a Seinfeld show. I arrived at 530 — the website says it opens at 5 - and there were only three cars in the lot — not a great sign of things to come. The outside of the building is a wreck — a weird bright pink that probably hasn’t been painted since the 50s. The inside is better — kind of a museum piece of strip clubs in the 60s

BUT, I arrive and there are only two people there — the bartender and a guy who seemed to be his friend. The bartender told me he hoped I would be patient, it might be a half hour till the girls arrive. So I have a beer and relax while hoping dancers will start to arrive. Finally a woman comes in but she turns out to be the real bartender. I ask her when things start and she said probably 730. So it’s now 630 with a hiur’s wait so I bail.

So my question is why even bother to open two hours before the dancers arrive?