An unusually fun afternoon

I have been a regular at Club Rio for years, almost always on day shift, and I have high expectations in terms of the level of fun to be had. In recent years almost every visit has included a BBBJ in the VIP room, but earlier this year there seemed to be a bit of a crackdown after some scrutiny by the excise police. After three visits early this year featuring BBBJs, I actually went *five* times in a row with no oral attention to Little Deuce! (That's not to say that dancers didn't find other ways to make me happy, but still . . .) After my most recent visit on a weekday afternoon, I'm happy to report that my preferred activity is again available!

During my three hours at the club, I was *always* either sitting with or getting dances from one stripper or another. I will describe my activities with four different dancers but will name only one of them, for reasons that will be obvious. I never name girls who provide extras but I will on occasion name a ROB or, in this case, a stripper who is epically bad at her job.

As I entered the club at 1pm I was greeted at the door by a girl who seemed vaguely familiar. As soon as I paid my $5 cover and bought my $6.75 Corona, she appeared on stage, introduced by the DJ as Destiny. I went up to tip her and she *still* seemed familiar, but I couldn't put my finger on it. Then she joined me at my table and I soon realized that she was the infamous Sky the Leech, whom I had met here in June of last year. She was born in India, has a heart surgery scar on her chest, and has danced at clubs all over Indy, though she admits to dancing only at Brad's Brass Flamingo and Club Rio.