Orlando Club

What I liked about this place is the setup and the professional staff. Our waitress was very attentive, and came back to check on us a few times, which is always a plus, as you don't always get that kind of service in adult clubs. However, it was a Sunday around 3:30PM so it was pretty quiet. The club itself is mid-sized, with one stage that has two spinning poles that light up and change colours...nice touch. There are high top tables against the walls of the club, a full bar in the back with two TVs, and several tables in the center of the club itself. The hostess we saw earlier came by to check on us as well, which was nice.

Alrighty then, what I didn't like about this place, and I hate to sound mean, but the overall quality of the girls were not so good, at least not by strip club standards. I understand the quality is not going to be as good as it is during the night shift, but when you have one girl who had to have been pregnant up on stage, something is amiss. I have had two children of my own, and I am 99.9% sure this woman was about 5 or 6 months along, with breasts nearly down to her knees. OR she just gave birth, one of the two. All but literally two of the dancers that were working while we were there were overweight, which is sad because they still seemed pretty friendly, and we were pity tipping them like crazy, as these girls are working and not there to give people a free show, regardless of their size. However, if Orlando clubs are playing by strict laws, they should at least hire girls that look as if they were invented by the two nerds from "Weird Science." Also, $25 dollars for a bucket of 5 domestic beers?! I know it's a strip club, but holy hell...

I don't know, maybe I'm being hasty with my review, as I have yet to see what this joint is like during its night shift, and if I get a chance to go back during such hours, I will write an updated review. However, I am in no rush to do such a thing. Fellow strip club connoisseurs, if you have the time, go to Tampa or Daytona. If you are just coming back from work and do not have the time, go to Dancers Royale.