I was passing Kokomo on US31 and decided to take a break from the windshield around noon on a Monday. I check tuscl first to make sure there was a club open. Hip Hugger advertised as being open from 11am to 3am and it was nearby, so I followed googlemaps there.
There was no one at the door so no cover charge. It was very dark so I had to slow down and feel my way so I didn't trip on a chair or table before my eyes adjusted. I had to pee and the pissoir was near the door fortunately. When I came out my eyes were beginning to adjust and I saw one extremely fat woman in a stripper costume looking at the juke box. At first, I thought the occupancy was just me, her and the bar maid but then I noticed a couple in a dark corner. I didn't want to stare but my glimpse gave me the impression that the female was another fat stripper. I walked up to the bar. The bar maid was polishing some glasses and didn't even look at me. I waited for about a minute and decided not to waste my time so I walked out.
