Long due review

Long due review ..

I went on thanksgiving weekend last year.. it’s weird but I was nervous as hell inspite of all the reviews posted. I am in the US on visa so maybe that played a part. But let me begin by saying the whole affair of getting in and out of Mexico was a breeze for me. It literally took me 20 mins to walk across the border, get a cab and reach the club. I had booked a room under my real name (pro tip. No gives a fuck about your ID. Just use a fake name).

My initial plan was just to get some dances and get out but as I was checking into my room , I saw this Asian dude coming out of the elevator with this insanely hot chick, I knew that plan was out of the window. So anyway I check in and get into tre club. It’s packed so I head to the 2nd level and find myself a nice table . The waiter guy comes up and tries to help me out asking what I am looking for . So I tell my preferences ( basically someone who speaks some English , not too thin ..blah ) so he brings me a bunch of girls whom I brush aside while sipping the stupid Tecate you have to order to sit at a table,. Finally he brings me thus really hot chick probably 20 who I think was perfect . Turns she does not speak much English . Fml. Anyway I take this girl to the Vip room and kind of awkward because I was just really testing the waters and had no intention of banging this chick ( took a condom nonetheless from the waiter dude ). This girl has no idea of how to give a lap dance but she let me touch all over . I stayed away from the bottom zone as I was not if this was ok yet. At one point it was just silence while she was texting her boyfriend and I was just browsing my phone. So that got done .. testing the waters it is. So I ask the guy to bring some more girls and this time I really hit. This beautiful dusky gorgeous girl knew English and man she had a great personality as well . Did not make it like a business transaction. I took her upstairs and she let me do anything . French kiss, rub her vagina .. the whole GFE.. sadly I could not perform but she tried to even bring back my thing but here’s the thing. I was an amateur and kept downing tecates while sitting at the table. Do not do this ...stick to a drink or two at the table . Honestly I wanted to either sneak an edible across the border or have one before crossing but I was too chicken of getting busted or getting too high while waiting at the border .. if I knew the whole thing takes 20 mins I would have popped at least 50 mg to get my horniness at required levels and conscience at zero. But I digress . So I did not pop and hear back to the club looking for more . I screen a few and find another hot chick but the same happen ( ok what do you really do at the table waitin instead of drinking )

All said and done it was a unique experience and your dollar goes a long way . 80$ to take a girl up .. cmon I have been ripped more than that for airdances in the US. Anyway 6 months later I got thinking maybe it’s a good time to get tested for stds because of all the fingering and having a minor cut on my finger that time ., good news I am clean so I guess that means these girls are clean as well. Good vote of confidence for the next trip and hey I m not drinking this time .. smoke or pop some serious edibles right before I cross the border ..