The best looking girls in Tampa. Period

This is where the baddest strippers in Tampa work. Period. I have been to Tampa Bay at least 10x and 2001 Odyssey always have had the best looking strippers; The girls that look like pornstars or video hoez or Instagram hoez. That's what I like. If you want a more natural, girl next door possibly trailer trash looking Florida girl, then head over to Mons Venus. Now I'm not knocking Mons Venus, its actually one of my favorite clubs (I'll review that next). But typically when I go to a strip club, I want to see a super bad bitch. Nordstrom quality, not Wal-Mart. So, my intentions was to check out 2001 Odyssey and Mons Venus and decide on who I wanted to dance the most. Cover was $20 at 2001. As soon as I walked in, I noticed the upgrade of dancer quality. There were 2 bad ass black chicks that would appeal to the white boys (large fake tits) and to the brothaz (big asses-some fake, some not). There were foreign girls, mostly Cuban and there was this one brunette chick that I wanted who was heading to the back rooms to get dances.

So I peeked out what I possibly wanted in 2001 but I wanted to see what Mons looked like before I made a financial commitment. I wish I wouldn’t have as when I got to Mons I ended up spending all my money and not even getting back to Odyssey. I rather had spent my funds with the better looking girls. But dances are off the floor and you have to pay for the booth. Dances are $30 apiece. Champagne rooms are also available for I believe $200 and up. Oh well, there is next time