In the House of the Devil

I was told to go to two strip clubs in my visit to Portland. Acropolis for the food, and Casa Diablo for the women. My friends were spot on. This place is unusual since it's a vegan strip club and they split smaller bills into $2's. The vibe isn't that shady, just beautiful women everyone and all kinds of clientele. Coming from New York, the atmosphere was better than most clubs I've experienced and I felt safe even though it was packed.

There were over 40 entertainers working that night, all shapes, sizes and ethnicities. Tall, short, skinny, curvy, black, white, Asian: you name it. My type are colored women with big breasts. I found my first in Asia, who had a nice pair of D's. She was of Hawaiian ethnicity and pretty cute, if a bit pushy. I spent my first $100 (lap dance for 3 songs) on her and as I walked out, I spotted the woman that would take the rest of my money: Leila. Beautiful light-colored dark skin, humongous breasts and an ass to match. I was not going to leave Portland without spending some time with her, so I sprung for the two-girl session in VIP ($1,000). Lots of breast play with Leila, though you can't suck on her tits (bummer), which were a 32K (yes, K as in King Sized). Asia was pretty drunk and not totally into the dance, but Leila was quite a good performer.

I felt like I could have gotten more for my money, but I didn't exhibit my self control and should have limited my spending to $1,000 for the night. The final tab came to just over $2,000. I feel that the 30-minute session in the regular room at $250 was worth it, but at $500 for VIP it wasn't much different. Just slightly more grinding in the VIP room. If I had to relieve the night again, I'd have spent $500 for an hour with Leila in the regular room. She's somewhat of a legend in the Portland strip club scene as she won the "Best Breasts in the West" competition and I felt honored to spend my money on her. Leila's also a sweetheart.