Teasers Gentlemen's Club
Closed
38 W Girard Ave Philadelphia, PA 19123

I don't know how they do it

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Jon88
Jun 17, 2018, 7:05 PM
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Visited: Friday Evening

This place seems to change names every 8 months. It's now called "Teasers" and I honestly don't know how they stay in business.

The physical layout of the place is very small. A small stage is surrounded by a U-shaped bar, nothing elaborate. There were 3 or 4 couch dance rooms to the side with curtains for doors.

During a weekend evening visit, there were only two dancers, so the patrons were nearly outnumbered. Both dancers, and the bartender were WOC and were friendly enough. But the atmosphere was more like comatose than relaxed. One of the dancers was way heavier than suited my tastes, which left me only one option. I had a few from the other dancer, whose name I can't remember. She was dark skinned, young, and very fit/athletic. She wasn't much of a conversationalist, and there wasn't any mileage in her dances but there was a good deal of over-the-clothes grinding, which was enjoyable enough and salvaged what would have been an otherwise completely disappointing night.

Maybe it was an off night, but I doubt it. I really can't figure this place out at all. It wasn't totally awful, but you'd probably have a better time elsewhere.

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