"Dirtiest Club in Chicago...but you didn't pick a very dirty girl"

After much consternation, I decided to go to Atlantis -- which would probably be the second and last visit to a SC for me as I'm settling down with a girlfriend -- as well as I don't have that much extra income to spend around. But I looked on here and really considered and decided to visit Atlantis on a recent Saturday night.

I arrived via Uber around midnight -- which was a solid $70 from my hotel in the northwest suburbs (to and from). Probably would be similar from the city center -- it's definitely a haul. The cover charge was $20. The club is very nice. Large and tall inside, plenty of space in the rooms. Generally, a very nice club it seemed (at least to someone who doesn't visit much).

I met a floor host/bouncer, who tabbed me as a noob immediately and asked if I had ever been, knowing the answer. He showed me around the back. Small booths for dances (fully nude, full contact he was sure to tell me) and the higher priced champaign rooms and then one level up -- though what I forgot what they called those.