Dead Inside

I was driving through Duncannon and decided to stop at a club. Fatasy's was on my side of the road, so I stopped in. I paid ten bucks for a cover and got twenty in ones.

As I entered the club, I realized I made a major error. It was absolutely dead inside. I waited a bit and and a dancer came out from back and asked if I wanted a drink. I declined and she went back to the back. I waited another five or ten minutes, but no other girls came out.

I left disappointed. When I got back to my car, I counted my ones. I was shorted two bucks. These were from the precounted change stacks with paperclips. Suspicious.