Where did the babes go?

Kittens has all my money right now, but decided to swing by for a visit to check up. Showed up pretty late, just before midnight. You guys know the drill here, $10 cover, $5 drinks, and the bathroom is somehow worse (both sinks work, but the lights are out? Trade offs I guess).

Lots of guys sitting around looking bored out of their minds. A large bachelor party of Indian guys trying to get hyped and have fun. Hadn't been in on a Saturday for a while, but I don't remember it being this bad.

Lots of new names and faces on stage, none of them memorable whatsoever. Mainly African American and Latina dancers. Where did all my white and asian girls go? None of them seemed worth my time or money, so I didn't get a single dance. Not that any of them actually came up to me. They all were working the bachelor parties and picking off dudes from their groups. Pretty smart business tactics.