You get what you get

This place has signs for miles along the highway begging people to stop in. It’s more of a bucket list item them something people that seriously. My buddies and I were chatting with one of the (prettier) dancers and she was saying how lots of older town locals come in frequently and it’s got a real homie vibe to it. Sure ok. Not really what I’m looking for, but it leads me to believe what happens there stays there. Someone was saying something about the bed dance. I didn’t experience that, but the lapdance was good enough (make sure it’s from the right girl) and let’s just say my hands were busy.... the whole event would’ve been more exciting if I had been traveling on the road for weeks on end- but hey- the place served it’s purpose.