WAY BELOW AVERAGE, JUST FUGLY

Atlantis

Ford Heights, IL

For the first time that I can remember, the valet insisted on keeping my car keys. They still charged $10 to park even though you "self park" yourself. After being in the…

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, IL

I arrived at midnight on Saturday night. The parking lot was PACKED. Valet parking was $12.0 for regular parking and $20.00 for VIP parking. Ther regular parking was so packed that cars were parked…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, IL

I arrived at after midnight and paid the $10 valet fee. Next stop was the front desk where I paid no fee but tipped the attendant $10. The facility has been described many times. I…

Stopped in after a decent night at the casino. Not overly busy for a Saturday night, but enough people for crowd watching. Diverse group of dancers, probably 10, and didn't see anything less…

Instead of pushing on to Minneapolis like any sensible person would've been doing, I continued the quest for pretty titty. And, man, was I disappointed. Not because it was a bikini bar (my first time…

Stopped by after work around 4 on a Thursday. Parking lot was empty and I thought the place might have been closed. No charge for parking at least. Inside it was pretty…

I had to run out to Rockford to meet someone for a Facebook Marketplace pickup so I said why not. I thought about going to TT, but they seem to think they are worth…