Tourists Only!

NYC + Times Square + middle of the afternoon + free flyers = low expectations. Or, at least my expectations were low. Knew that there would not be full nudity. Knew that mileage would not be high. Knew there would only be a few dancers there. But hoped, vainly, that there would be a gem in the midst. Silly me! Drinks weren't too expensive. Dancers were attentive enough and, unexpectedly, said they were up for anything - 'for the right price'...but I wasn't ready to risk the experiment - so, after two close enough dances, from eye candy that was marginally above the visual equivalent of the topless body-painted ladies posing for pictures on the street outside, I took my exit. Was ok, I suppose. Wasn't ripped off. Had a drink. Set eyes on some half naked females. Got something approximating to a grind. Definitely not a place built on repeat business. I wonder where the locals go...?