PinUps of Palm Bay
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2586 Palm Bay Rd NE Palm Bay, FL 32905

OK, but not great visit by any means.

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0ddJob69
Jun 4, 2018, 7:59 PM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

So my first trip here since the week the place changed names and first opened. Wednesday is supposed to be a discounted dance night. Like most clubs lately, the ladies (or at least the one who talked to me) refused to dance for the discounted price. Drinks were cheap, no complaints there. Waitress was friendly and polite, again no complaints. Facilities were clean. Stage in the middle, DJ booth in corner, dance area up front in fairly private, but not totally private booths. Ladies went on stage and all were average or slightly above average looking and one hottie. I tipped all of them, however only one thanked me for my tips. Most of the ladies had other regulars they all sat with as there were only 5 girls and 8-10 customers. Another AA girl arrived 2 hours before close around midnight, talk about being late. She was OK, but nothing special. Finally the brunette got done with her group of guys as they stopped spending money on her and grabbed me as I was getting up and heading for the door. As mentioned earlier, she would rather not get dances than to take my money at $10 a song to try her out and see how they were. Seems to be the theme of late at clubs offering discount dance days to attract customers in on otherwise slow nights. As mentioned in one of my other review for MI club, we PL's need to stop this BS and get clubs to honor the advertised price. I am not saying I expect top notch dances, but I would expect a fair preview or at least establish a vibe to see if there is mutual interest in pursuing a longer evening of entertainment with said entertainer. Brunette was OK, dances were sensual and she gave a decent grind. I ended up getting three total as each got better, but I wasn't going to wait her out at $20 a pop to see where she leveled off at and stopped at three. OK time, but not great. If a rainy night or I am staying in this area and don't have time to go up to Cocoa, I might be back. Certainly wouldn't go out of my way to go here over the Clubs in Cocoa or a couple up in the Daytona area. I would rather make the longer drive for a much better time and track record of expectations and costs at the other clubs. If in the area, feel free to try, just don't have high expectations. YMMV.

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