Bones Rock 'n' Roll Strip Club
2011 N Scottsdale Rd. Scottsdale, AZ 85257

kinda like it

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rickwoody
May 31, 2018, 3:08 PM
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i go to phoenix 1x per year for work - always in october. as part of the normal itenerary we always go to Christie's in tempe after dinner at culinary dropout in tempe. that is with a group and i usually try to sneak off one night or afternoon by myself. in the past i've stayed closer to airport but this trip decided to stay in scottsdale. this place was about 1 mile from my hotel so I thought i'd check it out. being the older white guy that I am I like the idea of the rock n roll club. went in and grabbed a low table. was pretty disappointed by the number of dancers - i'm not certain but i'd guess less than 10. being older white guy in business attire the dancers always start the VIP hustle fast. luckily the girl that approached me was my type - white, pretty cute with a vagina, asshole and 2 breasts. she asked if she could sit in my lap - i allowed it. she then started the hustle with offering the club tour. i thought that was funny because the club was so small a tour wasn't really needed.

i'll give them props for this - the lady that runs the vip area hustled just as much as the dancer telling me how fun the girl would be, that it was a fantasy experience, blah, blah, blah. i went for it and I think it was around $400 for the hour but maybe it was $600 not really sure. the girl was fun and even though it's topless she was sure to show me everything.

i also like to hear their stories - i know she was a mom of 2 but her stomach in no way gave that away. she had her first as a teenager - like 16 or 17 - the young girls bodies always snap right back. i believe she said she was Mormon. for some reason i thought that was super hot. the baby daddy that she later married was in his early 20's when she got pregnant and I wondered why i wasn't barebacking 17 year old mormons when I was in my early 20's. can you imagine how tight a 17 year old mormon would be? anyway the rest of her story was she had a 2nd kid married the guy, split from the guy, dated or had some kind of relationship with owner of the strip club, said because of relationship with owner she could do whatever she wanted there and also said something about bartending at parties that sounded like something from Eyes wide shut/high end swinger party? at one point she said something about guy dropping $2K on her in VIP. I asked why he didn't just get an escort. that brought up conversation about OTC. OTC was available but price quoted wasn't cheap

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