It was too good to last

Friends,

It seems that the Ritz no longer offers 1/2 price on rooms on Monday nights. It also seems that the 15 minute option is no longer available. Lap dances are still 1/2 price ($15), but they are very heavily monitored. Drinks are also still 1/2 price.

Something that was sooooo outrageous is that one of the customers took a dump on the floor in front of the men's room. This is just sad and only makes the night no fun for all of us. The poor men's room attendant had to clean it up. I hope everyone gave him a few extra singles fo dealing with this nonsense.