Great time even on a slow night

Took my first visit to Mons on a Tuesday night and got there about 7:30. It seemed totally dead at first but thats to be expected anywhere early on a Tuesday, I guess. My girl and I paid the $20/each cover (yes, ladies pay the cover too). The cashier was nice and made sure to tell us we were good til they close at 4 am with our hand stamps and that they don't sell any alcohol.

Coming in, I was surprised at how small the club is even after reading all about it. There is one small circular stage with a drink rail in the center and thats it. No bar, no booths, just a bunch of bench seating around the perimeter. But, dont judge it by that.

As I said, it was a slow time. A couple of dudes were getting lap dances together (pretty weird, honestly) and clearly negotiated a bulk price for the dances. Of course, you can see everything that goes on in the lap dances and I learned really quickly they are full nude and full contact. Other than us, there was maybe one other guy in the place. We were immediately approached to see if we wanted a water or anything. The waitress was very nice and didn't mind us saying no thanks at all.