What is Pascha Nightclub really like?

I had heard about this place, but I couldn't find any useful recent reviews. I offer this to help others in the same situation.

The building is mostly a brothel, with a nightclub on the ground floor. Go in the right door - brothel. Go in the left door - club. The club is a little smaller than I expected from the pictures and descriptions I had seen. Only table seating - no bar seating. Drinks are included in the 25 euro entry price The dancers ran from maybe 5s to 8s. The stage dancing was not even close to the level of a good US club. The dancers kind of strutted around and stopped to pose here and there. It reminded me of videos of old fashioned burlesque routines. Most of the stage dancers seemed to have bolt ons - not that they were ever available for manual inspection.

Lap dances are 20 euros, with two for one on Mondays. The dances are table dances only. There is no separate dance or VIP area. A lovely young German girl insisted that I accept a couple of dances. She placed my hands at my sides, and told me they needed to stay there. She proceeded to crawl all over me, the chair and the table. It was an entertaining show, but hardly anything you would call sensual or erotic. Actually is was mostly pretty athletic. There was a little whipped cream involved, but its use was a bit disappointing. She was topless for most of the dances, and stripped off her G-string right at the end for a brief peek.