Lots of fun, but very high-priced

In my previous review of Paper Moon Springfield, I said that I might try out one of the expensive lap dance options just to see if it was worth the money and report back.

Well, I tried, and it wasn't. Let me explain. I was mistaken last time when I said that you could buy a full contact topless dance at $100 for a 2-4-1 special. Those dances are not full contact. The full contact lap dance is never on special and is $150 for a timed 10 minutes.

I would not ever say that the dancer from whom I got the dance was less than fabulous. Indeed, she is a beautifully built, gorgeous standout in a sea of very hot dancers, and she allowed full access to everything but the 6 square inches that were covered. I have absolutely no issues with her, and she is definitely in the top 10 percent of all the dancers I have ever enjoyed. So, what is my issue?