Sirens
6190 Cleveland Ave Columbus, OH 43231

It’s ok

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May 9, 2018, 2:07 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

Not from Ohio but travel here for work once in a while and this was my second visit here. Tuesday night arriving around 10pm the cover was $10. There is a door behind the cashier girl but it has not been open either time I was here. Am told it is a VIP area open for occasions like UFC fight and there’s extra cover if you want to go in there. The regular area is behind the double doors opposite this VIP area. I walk in and there’s no bouncer which is fine by me since I can find a chair all by myself. The club is actually pretty well lit for a strip club albeit with black lights. Stage is in front of you when you walk in and they always had two girls up at once (it’s a big stage with two pole and a shower behind it which I’ve never seen used). Girls were doing sets of 4 songs with the first clothes and the remainder topless (pasties on). The 10ish girls there had some variety from white to AA to Hispanic and ranged from 5-7s. About 6-10 other guys in there with me. They had $40 for 2 dances on tuesdays as well as $5 margaritas. Although I’m not sure how $40 for 2 dances is a deal since 95% of all clubs I ever been to is $20 dances. They did the thing where they called all girls up to the stage maybe once every 30 minutes which I liked since it saves you the trouble of looking all over to see the talent available. They also passed out free T-shirts ( I declined) and also had free popcorn sitting on the table (also declined to touch that). Ordered a coors light which was $6. Hung out at a table for about 30-35 minutes before one of the girls I had my eye on came up to asked for dance. Name was Alyssa I took her back for some dances. I say back because the dances take place in pretty nice booths behind the wall of the club that is to your right as you walk in. She was white and had a nice gymnast type body but too bad those skills were not put to use. The dance did have good contact and I was free to roam upstairs and down (not kitty). However she just basically sat and grinded on my lap for an entire song the turned around and grinded on my lap for he other song. I did actually get two more hoping they would get better and because the other girl I had my eye on was tied up with what seemed to be a regular. The dances did not get better and were in fact the exact same. Finished up and chatted with a different girl in the main area while I finished my beer and left. All in all a very mediocre experience but my expectations going in were not high since Columbus has pasties clubs and it was a random Tuesday.

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