Less than impressed

Had heard good things about Club Rio and Dancers so I thought I’d check them out. Club Rio was first and I spent less than 15 mins there. $5 cover on a Sat afternoon was a bit surprising but oh well. It was incredibly dark and took a few minutes to adjust. Only one stage was going and the dancer was probably in her late 40’s and a bit busted. A few other dancers were around but they all were fairly overweight. One AA dancer, Mystique?, stopped by and gave a good table dance so thought I would check out lap dances. $20 out in the open, $30 in the purple room, and another VIP tier but can’t remember the price. We went to the $30 room. Dance was marginal, at best, and I called it quits quickly. Pretty sure there was a guy getting a hummer in the corner too. Whatever, not my style. Went back to the main room and waited for 10 mins. Waitress never came around for a drink so I decided to cut my losses early and head to Dancers. Not sure I’ll give this another try after a great time at Dancers.