Kind of a Snooze

First-time visit to this club. Spent an hour between 9:00-10:00 on a Saturday night. Free parking in a large lot, though I think valet service was available. Cover was $10.00, with no ID check, pat-down, or metal detector. Bottled water at the small side bar was $6.00, and the service was notably lame. There were three bartenders, none of whom were busy, and it took more than five minutes before one of them caught my constant gaze and finally waited on me.

This is a large and well-appointed club. I saw three stages – two small ones inside a rectangular bar at each end of the room and a large stage in the center at the back of the club. When I visit a club, I never sit in one place; I like to roam around, see what's happening in different areas, talk to the girls, etc. I found the layout of this club kind of strange. Although everything is on one floor, there are slightly different levels, and sometimes you have to watch your footing in the dark. It's a good thing I don't drink. In wandering around, I found myself in places that seemed like they might be for VIP customers only, and several were in dead-end cul-de-sacs. The worst thing was that walking between the two small stages at each end of the room, one has to walk in front of the main stage, in front of everyone seated in the area opposite the stage.

There seemed to be as many servers as there were dancers. All of the girls were attractive, but the servers looked the best. Lap dances are done in a common room with little privacy, and a bouncer walks through once in a while. Dances are $25 each, and seemed to vary in quality. Some of the girls took everything off, while others danced only topless. Contact varied, too, with some of the girls more into touching and being touched than others. I don't believe the club has a VIP room. In any event, no one tried to upsell me.