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Rejected Review

Not the closest, but it's the grossest

Club Imperium
1107 Island Ave McKees Rocks, PA 15136
Silky's is a small, divey joint outside of town, so the cover isn't too outrageous. The seating area is fairly cramped, with a small bar off to the side. You definitely have to scooch around people if you're a big guy. The music is loud and everything, but not in any way that's better or worse than Erotica or anywhere else in the area. I wouldn't call the lighting state of the art, but a little dimness is probably a good idea in this place. There's a wide range of (mostly white) talent, maybe two or three legit cute girls. When I was there I counted like 10-12 girls altogether. There's some hustling, but it's not all that bad, especially if you're making eye contact with whoever's on the stage and you're tipping. One brown haired girl was sitting next to me for a while, but I set up a lap dance with a girl onstage and it wasn't any big deal. The lap dances upstairs are pretty grindy. Silky's is nude. They put a little hankerchief in your lap sometimes before they sit on you, which I guess benefits everyone. Contact is solid, and one girl I took into a private room lost complete track of time. I might have been in there 45 minutes. Wish I could remember her name. I was pretty drunk by then--beer is complimentary. If you're in the neighborhood and want to get down and dirty for just a couple hundred bucks, Silky's is a decent choice. It's kinda sketchy, maybe don't go alone and stay til last call, but for whatever reason I do prefer it to Erotica (which is an ok place, too).