Dead as George Washington, but Still Had Fun

Had a few spare moments and bucks, so I stopped through on a Tuesday afternoon around 5. There were some cars outside, so you always hope that means someone else is in the club. Hate being the only one feeding these pros! No parking fee, patdown, or cover charge. Walked in, and once my eyes adjusted to the darkness, saw that there were maybe 3 dudes in there and about 4-5 girls either posting up around the club or giving laps.

Made it to the bar and got a Miller light for $4. Avg beer price I suppose. Sit at the bar and gaze for potential prospects, since there's no floor show going on. Shortly thereafter, this tall thick older sista comes up to me, grabs my shoulder, and says that she thought I was somebody else. Original ice breaker. We do the name exchange (can hardly remember names), and told her to stop back by later cause I'm trying to get buzzworthy now.

Dude sitting beside me at this point comps me a drink. He's drinking Hennessey, but since my Spidey sense was tingling, I stuck with a Miller Light. They've got a pretty crappy beer selection, and that was the best of the bunch. Anyways, turns out dude is related to the bartender. Then he calls over this fine young sista and buys me a dance. I'm thinking dude must be my strip club godfather!! Anyways she dances for me the bar, but I couldn't help but notice that she never got within 2 feet of my lap. Well, can't complain about free shit I suppose. I waved her away after 2 dances total.