First time to Vanity
Haven't been to a strip club in eons it seems like, so I figured I'd give this club a try since it is not too far from me and the fact that it is advertised on the radio practically 24/7 here in Philly. Caught an uber so no need to park, but I will add that parking is available on Passyunk Ave. Arrived at about 12:30 Friday night/Saturday morning. Layout is pretty much as described in other reviews, so no need to go into detail. Needless to say the club atmosphere was all to similar to Club Onyx, more of a nightclub than a strip club to be honest. Some rapper was scheduled to have a performance, hence it was a very young crowd (25 and under) and it seems as if the club is catered to their age range. Mind you, the crowd doesn't bother me as long as there are no fights, but like i said it's not really a strip club type of crowd. I will say this, like Onyx, the girls were very attractive for the most part, most of them in the 7-8 range on a 1-10 scale. All black girls, which is why i chose to cometo vanity. However, the girls were rather lazy/lethargic and seemed disinterested in dancing. Maybe it was this night in particular, but who knows. I normally like when the girls walk up to me and "greet" me and ask for a dance or tip but that wasn't the case during my visit. I did end up tipping a few girls before getting a private dance from one girl, which has thoroughly disappointing, needless to say.
Overall i can say I wasn't too satisfied, maybe (hopefully) it was just an off night because there were some really nice girls i was ready to spend some money on, but they'd rather be on their phone or talking to the bartender. Oh well. I'm sure I'll return soon because of the clubs proximity to me, so next time maybe i can leave a happy camper :)
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