Great location, business, specials. Terrible Talent
This will be my last visit to XXXV club. I have stopped by many times in the past few years and leave with a smile on my face 2% of the time. Why do I continue to make the mistake of coming back? 1. Its really close to me and 2. They do a great job of promoting the club on social media. You would think by reading thier facebook and twitter accounts that the club is packed with pretty girls who are eager to please, but every visit proves the opposite. The location is great and they run thier business really well. e.g. 2 people working door, a bar maid to make sure you spend money on your 1 drink minimum and plenty of security roaming around. However, the talent is where this club is by far the worst in NJ. The girls who frequent here are either idiots, on drugs, or have found a few trucker regulars to make thier quota. I say that because the majority of girls who work here are literally forced to dance their set before either running to the locker room, hiding behind the DJ booth, or in another section where patrons can't talk to them. The quality and experience has gotten so bad that they allow you to get in free before 9 pm. While this sounds good on paper, it actually encourages more sketchy clientele which makes the girls even more reserved. Its like watching a downward spiral.
Anyways, today marked the first time I thought with my brain. Usually my MO is to wait it out and after tipping enough I get a girl to go VIP or provide some lapdances. however today after seeing all girls either bored, lazy, or in hiding I decided to drive to a certain club in union nearing the bowling alley. It was like night and day. 5 minutes after I walked in the door I had 4 great girls ask me for a dance. I picked the newest youngest one and she blew my mind. Totally different clientele in union as well. Everyone was having fun with drinks, while 35 was a bunch of guys staring at each other. Key lesson is:When it comes to clubs dont be lazy and keep your standards high. An extra 20 minutes of driving for a better experience is a better choice every time. Hope this helps save someone's money and more importantly time.
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