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Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, WA

This was my third visit to Kittens. I've generally had good experiences there, and I like it during weekdays when it's empty in the early evening, and there are lots of girls to entertain you. First…

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, WA

So Kittens is my usual spot, but tonight I decided to try a new place, and hit up the Vu in downtown Seattle. I had low expectations based on past reviews, but a Yelp coupon…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, WA

I've been to a couple of other clubs (Pandora, Kittens). Had some time tonight and was nearby so thought I'd pop in Little Darlings to check it out. Painless entry: cashier collected the $22 cover…

Bored on a Tuesday night so I hit the Paramount for the first time. I paid the $15 cover and $4.50 for a required drink only non-alcoholic available. This felt a bit steep but I…

$15 cover This place is run down. Went there once about 20 years ago. Was decent then. Looks like haven’t put a penny into this place since though and it’s in rough shape. Everything looks and…

PLACE The moment you walk in, you’re hit with a foul smell that sets the tone for the rest of the night. The club felt run-down and poorly maintained. Lighting was harsh and uneven, making the…

I was in new west for a dinner and when that wrapped up I popped by the Paramount to see what ladies were around. $15 cover to get in with one mandatory drink (this is…