Lots of beautiful women to ignore you.

I went on Thursday evening and the place was packed. It's a beautiful club with a lot of beautiful women all around. None of them had tattoos and most were blonde. It wasn't too crowded in there, and so I sat at a table near the stage. There were more beautiful women in there than patrons.

Unfortunately, none would even acknowledge my presence. I went to the stage and started heavily tipping dancers so that others could see that I would be a good candidate for lap dances, but they were too stuck up. My time in New Orleans was too short to waste in a single stuck up club, so I left and went to another one on Bourbon.