Worst Club Experience Ever

I was in town visiting and I had some free time, so I thought I’d stop by and check out my first adult club in Kentucky. Now I have visited strip clubs throughout the U.S. so I know how they should function. But this place, truly the worst experience of them all.

I arrived just after midnight, normally the busiest time of the night for strip clubs. The place was empty, maybe only 5-6 patrons. But that’s ok, sometimes I have the very best time of my life in an empty club. But not on this night.

I went to the bar and got my standard bourbon on the rocks. In the next 30 minutes I saw one dancer sitting at the bar chatting with a customer, two dancers got on stage for a song or two, and one dancer was sitting with customers at a table. Pretty dead vibe, the music was terrible, and no one seemed happy.