Disappointing Visit

This was my first visit to Christie's. I was in town for business and decided to head out for some fun. Based on reviews, this seemed like the best option within an acceptable Uber ride from my hotel. Upon walking in, the place seemed clean, nice, and inviting. I went in and found a seat near the stage. A waitress came over and took my drink order and I settled in to get the lay of the land.

First of all, there's only one stage. What this means is that if there's an unattractive, uninspired, unenthusiastic, etc dancer up, you're stuck. I found this to be the case far too often for me to call this a worthwhile visit. When a promising dancer did get up on stage, I came up to enjoy the show. Most of the girls were prrtty cold and impersonal. Maybe I'm spoiled or have unreasonable expectations, but I'd like the dancer to at least pretend I'm remotely interesting.

Finally found a girl after about 90 minutes that was even remotely interesting. Took her in back for a few private dances. Unfortunately, the theme of cold and impersonal continued. Topless only, no touching, and very little titillation. I thought perhaps she would warm up after the first song, but she proved me wrong. I cut my losses and called it a night.