Bros Annoying Hos

Was here the Saturday evening on the Waste Management Open weekend. Saw a party Winnebago out front, so I knew what to expect inside: loud bros getting as drunk as possible and dancing onstage. Yup. Fortunately, they were mostly contained in the elevated area in the back of the club, except for when the groom to be was called onstage and the DJ then used all those oh so clever bon mots like "Fag" and "Your fiance is out front looking for you!" Wow, never heard those before. He commented so much on the size of the groom's package I thought I'd found where Dougster slithered off to once he was banned from TUSCL.

The highlight though was the overall quality of the dancers, especially wrt to AA dancers. There were three darker skinned dancers who literally made my jaw drop and pupils dilate, they were so attractive. Never got to try them out as they, naturally, never made their way onto the main floor. I did see a very pretty petite Asian dancer wearing a schoolgirl outfit who I got to try. Could not have been more disappointed in her performance. Basically moved up and down in my lap like an inchworm, and did most of the dance facing away from me so I couldn't even look into her beautiful face, which alone might have made it worthwhile. I'm sure there are good dances to be had at this place, I just haven't found the right dancer(s) yet.

I did find a certain infamous refugee from another club, however. If you make an anagram of the name of the hotel that's next to this club, and change the "r" to an "n," you'll know where this busty blonde dancer is working now. You're welcome.