There Are Better Options

My friend and I are headed here in an Uber when we call to ask about the cover. They say it will be $40 each, but if we take their limo it's free. So, we had the Uber just drop us off at Circus Circus so we can call the club to have their "limo" get us. The limo turns out to be more of a beat up van, but still beats the cover charge ... right?

So we get in and sit down when the waitress comes to get our drink orders. We get a Jack and Coke & a Coors Light. I nearly hit the floor when the waitress asked me for $35 ... turns out it was $24 for the mixed drink and $11 for the beer. But it gets better, because in order to use my credit card, I must spend at least $50. I'm starting to smell a scam.

As for the club ... the stage is tiny and the girls all look like they would rather be anyplace else. There was one who had some pole and acrobatic skills, but when the shoulder rub is the best part of the private dance, well, let's just add another mark on the wrong side for this place.