Playhouse Lounge
​1205 US Route 130 N Burlington, NJ 08016

My Favorite Strip Club So Far

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Mar 1, 2018, 5:39 AM
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Visited: Monday Afternoon

Visited Playhouse 3 different times, Friday and Saturday night after 11pm, and Monday just after 12:30pm. After those three visits, I am convinced this is the best strip club I've visited yet. The place certainly lives up to it's name. On this trip to the east coast I had planned to try out about 5 different clubs in the Philly/Jersey area I made it to Oasis and Purple Orchid in Philly before coming here. But once I experienced this place I didn't even bother going anywhere else as this place is exactly what I look for in a strip club experience.

First of all the vibe was quite friendly. Spacious enough inside, I never had a problem finding a seat on the long rectangular set of hi-chairs that wrap all the way around the bar/stage. The stage location makes it so you can't directly tip a dancer. You'd have to either crumple up a bill and throw it on the stage, or just wait till she finishes her set to tip. On my night time visits hardly any girls came by on the tip parade. I had my stack of ones ready, yet only a few stopped by. On the day visit however the tip parade was in full effect. This didn't bother me as it gave me the chance to interact with each girl closely. While collecting your tip they'll give you some chit chat and either a good 20 second grind, a nice boob feel, or at the very least a hug and a rub of your pants.

Also, the other patrons in the club were nice as hell. Each time I was there I was able to strike up a conversation with a customer sitting next to me. On both night visits, the guy ended up offering me beer that he had brought in. And I certainly indulged, as I hadn't brought any drinks in. The customer on the second night unfortunately only spoke Spanish so, much like with some of the Brazilian girls, we couldn't converse well. Yet the universal peace offering of a Corona was always accepted and met with a 'gracias!' from me. And every time a dancer walked by he'd look at me and go 'Si or No?'. I'd give him an enthusiastic Si! if I liked or 'Eh' if I didn't.

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