Freaky Friday

Got off work early on a Friday afternoon and had some money in my pocket, so I thought why the heck not, lets go to the strip club. I showed up a little after 4:00 in the afternoon and noticed that the parking lot was fairly empty and for a brief second I thought they might even be closed. I quickly remembered that this was a strip club and they don't even close on Christmas.

I entered and paid my fee along with the drink charge. I found a seat and slowly let my eyes adjust and realized that I along with one other gentleman were the only customers in the entire place. Good, because the competition for attention was minimal, but bad because as soon as I found my seat, I was bombarded by dancers desperate for dances and the all mighty dollar. Dancers that I remember: Riley, Morgan, Amber, Mini, Monse, Martina, and a few others whose names escape me.

I threw caution to the winds and got dances from Amber a brunette with a large tattoo in the middle of her back. She was very good back in the VIP and did not disappoint.