Not For Me

My wife and I went to PT's on a Saturday night because we heard that it was a crazy fun place for couples. We probably should have skipped it. While we were walking up, my wife pointed out that our minivan was hands down the nicest car in the gravel parking lot. We were not trying to be judgmental, but it was just an observation. The inside of the club matched the lot pretty closely. Pretty worn down, a little dusty, and in need of a little work. The dancers were really not that bad, but we were unable to get any dances that night.

We stuck around for about an hour and there was only 1 dancer that came and talked set near us by the bar. My wife offered to by her a drink, and she said "no that is ok" and just stared off in to space. We did get a lot of uncomfortable stares from swingers from some mid 60s swingers. We skipped going into the couples area because of them. There were a few younger couples that came later, but at that point we were about ready to cut our losses and leave.

Right before we left they cut the music and made an announcement about a lost cell phone, then called all the dancers in to the dressing room for a meeting. Who knows, maybe the internal cell phone drama put a damper on the evening. We wont be coming back to find out.