The Dolls Weren't Too Playful.

After departing the Clermont Lounge and going for a brief drive around the city, Doctorevil and I pulled up to Thee Doll House. It was a semi full parking lot, but by this time, the snow was getting slightly heavier and already leaving a solid coat on top of a few cars. It made me curious if any of the other clubs had plans on shutting down early since we had a failed attempt at going to Flashers (customers and staff were leaving the parking lot as we pulled in), and this was the next closest stop. But just judging from the outside, business was still going.

We step inside where there is a small-ish corridor where the doorman meets you to collect your cover charge. If I remember correctly, it was $7 a person. He returned the change and allowed us through the doors to enter the club. Before actually going in and settling down, I had to go and find the women’s restroom, and it’s oddly located on a separate part of the club. From the corridor, there are two doors; one that leads to the main showbar, and the other leads to a large room with two stages where they feature their male strippers every Friday and Saturday night. I had to go through this deserted yet nicely decorated room to use the girl’s bathroom because the only other one they had was connected to the dressing room, which was strictly for the dancers.

Once I did my business, I walked back on over to the main strip club and found my seat at the bar located in the middle of the room and request my usual long island iced tea. This was a situation where it looked like there were fewer people overall (customers + dancers + staff combined) than there were cars outside. I saw maybe 7 customers total not counting my friend and I; five were at the bar with us, one was up in a clear glass room with pool tables playing a game with one of the girls, and then there was a couple sitting at one of the tables that were currently getting a floor dance from one of the girls. I swear, every time I saw one or a couple guys come in through the entrance, they disappeared as soon as they came. As far as the girls go, there might have been 7 or 8 of them, and only 3 of them were engaging themselves with the custies. The rest were either in hiding or just sitting by themselves not knowing what to do to pass time.