Club is dying

This is a review I never thought I would write about the Penthouse Club. It has been reported that there is an 8 Mile crackdown by Detroit. I walked in on a late Monday afternoon and the club was empty except for several dancers yakking it up loudly at the bar and a few custies at the bar with us. I saw one scrawny dancer on stage when I got there. That was it, no more dancers danced while I was there. I walked upstairs after buying my $8.25 Coca Cola(tm) and checked out the VIP booths. Yes, the curtains are down. The manager is following me around like I'm going to damage the place and when I told him the club was dead, he responded with an "Oh, we are going to do a remake of the place. LMAO, sell the fixtures and the license dude, this club is going down !!

I spent $19 for a 40 minute stay, cheap by strip club standards, I was there to confirm the bad news and report on it. We'll just have to see what happens next.