Little Darlings
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312 Columbus Ave San Francisco, CA 94133

Better than expected for SF strip club

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Jan 14, 2018, 6:31 AM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

Little darlings should thank Founder and TUSCL. The only reason I visited this club and another in SF tonight was because I wanted the VIP status back so I could read reviews again. Ever since my last visit to an SF club in 2012 I swore to never go to another in SF again because the experience just doesn't match up with clubs in other areas that I've visited. This visit, however, made my change my stance.

I arrived at Little Darlings around 9:30pm. The bouncer is outside and I ask him how much to get in. He says the cover is $20. I ask 'just for admission to this club only?'. The reason I ask is because on the way here I walked past the Condor and the bouncer outside tried to get me to enter. He told me if I pay a $25 cover I could get into both Condor and Little Darlings. I told him I'd be back later. Anyhow once I tell him that, the bouncer tells me he can also give me admission into both clubs, for $20. Sold!

Immediately after agreeing to enter and taking just one step an AA dancer steps out of the door, grabs me by the hand and introduces herself. She's wearing a jacket over her stripper gear since it's cold outside. She asks if it's my first time there, which I reply yes. So she says she'll give me the tour. How many times have we all heard that? Since I know where this is leading I tell her I'm not getting any dances until I get a drink and chill. She says ok we'll just talk for awhile in the back. Ok. So we walk through the smallish front room with the main stage, past a small counter where you purchase beer and water, and back to the lap dance area. Its a series of rooms, bigger than a normal booth, but not quite full sized rooms. Still quite spacious. So we sit and she finally takes off her jacket which is what I was waiting on the entire time. I liked what I saw! A nice, plump, round bubble butt in a blue thong. A firm set of C cups that I suspected were fake from first glance. Right then I decided to milk this time for as long as I could and cop some feels before agreeing to a dance. I tell her the story of why I've avoided SF strip clubs for so long. Told her how in quite a few SF strip clubs, just grabbing boobs was like a cardinal sin and my hand would be slapped away. She assured me that wouldn't be the case here in the best way possible: grabbed my hands and cupped them over both boobs. For the next five minutes I groped the hell out of her boobs. Then she stands up and asks if I'm ready for some dances. I ask her to around again so I can get another look at that bubble butt. She turns and immediately gives me the butt bounce show, which I show my appreciation for by smacking her ass a few good times. Seeing that jiggle sold me. So how much is it, I ask. She tells me it's 4 songs (20 minutes) for $100

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Better than expected for SF strip club