Enjoyable, but confusing

Visiting family is great and all, but I was in major need of a change of scenery on Christmas Eve eve. As the fam went to sleep, I slipped away for a first-time visit to Grand Daddy's from approximately 11pm until 2am on a Saturday night.

After paying a five dollar cover, I was a little disappointed there was no coat check available. It's central Wisconsin, after all, and you'll need your coat more often than not throughout the year. As such, I ended up lugging my parka between bar seating, stage seating, and the lap dance area (where there was actually ample room to accommodate). Most beer on tap was five bucks a pint, with a three dollar special brew. Speaking with the dancers, the crowd was composed primarily of bar regulars who aren't looking for dances. More opportunity to get time with ladies who pique your interest.

Dancers ranged in appearance from 4s to 8s, with more ladies approaching the fortunate side of the range. The ladies each danced to three(?) songs, removing bras and panties in the process, followed by a tip-walk (which I gather is typical of Wisconsin strip clubs). The dancers put on a good stage show, with plenty of tricks for tipping patrons. I was particularly taken by a cute pinup-styled brunette named Sky, and made sure to chat her up and get some dances from her first.