Very enjoyable, even on an unusually slow Friday

I hit Sirens on an off night. Between OSU playing in the Cotton Bowl and the snowstorm passing through, there really weren’t many customers. And although they had fewer girls than usual, the girls definitely outnumbered the customers, which pretty much meant I had my pick of the room.

Overall, the girls at Sirens are attractive. Sure, there will always be a few fuglies thrown into the mix, but they usually have a handful of 8s and 9s to balance things out. That, and they generally have good variety. Even on a slow night I didn’t have trouble finding a couple girls who are exactly my type. I was able to spend most of the evening with the same girl (by choice, she wasn’t pushy). She was intelligent, easy to talk to, gave a great dance, and was sexy as hell. She was also really considerate when I noticed a girl who I’ve known from other clubs that I wanted to go talk to for a bit and get a few dances from. I can’t stand girls who are overly clingy, and I seldom have that problem at Sirens.

Dances are sold at 2 for $40 (or 1 for $30 – so pretty much you’ll want to buy dances in multiples of two). They often announce “uptime” throughout the evening. Every girl will get on stage and then filter into the crowd asking every customer if they want to buy 2 dances for $40 until they’ve sold one. I think they do this to help all of the girls sell dances (and thus keep a full staff) – but don’t let uptime fool you – they will sell you dances at 2 for $40 anytime throughout the evening, not just during uptime, so really it’s just a marketing ploy. Most of the dances I get at Sirens provide good two-way contact. I only ever once received an air dance at Sirens (and she still works there, so be careful, ymmv). It’s not an extras club, but you can get yourself a good lap dance from plenty of attractive girls at this joint.